Meat and Greet

Every good grocery store has a meat department, unless it's a vegetarian grocery store. Yeah, give me a few vegetarian steaks, please. Fran Lebowitz once said vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Our family has a rule that if you get lost in the grocery store, let's always meet in the meat section. If you need something to hum while waiting to be found, the movie The Sound Of Music has a nice little tune called Doh-Ray-Meat.

See Food Diet

You can give someone a fish, or teach them to fish, or just swing by the local grocery store and see what's on special. It's amazing how convenient they make it to procure fish. No icehouse or bait needed. As a matter of survival, it would still be good to know how to catch them the old-fashioned way.

Say Cheese

Deli is short for Delicatessen
but I think it should be short for Delicious.
My wife and I both agree
that we like cheese better than candy.

I don't mind the rat race
but I could do with a little more cheese.

First Temptations

It is no accident that the bakery is one of the first things you see upon entering the grocery store. I always like to swing by for the free coffee and doughnut hole(s). Zen Joke: What do they do with all the extra holes that they cut out of doughnuts? Answer: They tie them together to make fishnets.